Post by lamaina on Jun 7, 2006 20:57:16 GMT -5
MORE Terry Wendelken FACTS
- If Terry was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Torry, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Torry twice.
- Upon hearing that he was played by Chuck Norris on TV, Terry killed Chuck Norris. Terry gets played by no man.
- Terry Wendelken can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.
- Simon Says should be renamed to Terry Wendelken Says because if Terry wendelken says something then you better f@*king do it.
- Terry Wendelken has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars.
- If you wake up in the morning, it's because Terry W spared your life.
- Every time you masturbate Terry Wendelkien kills someone. Not because you masturbated, but because that is how often he kills people.
- Terry once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
- Terry was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Terry Wendelken
- 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Terry Wendelken. Sounds like a fair fight.
- Terry killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.
- Terry doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was aiming for another arsehole twelve miles away.
- Terry Wendelkens favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
- Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Terry W. does not feel like carrying you.
- Terry Wendelken is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men as well as Upper and Lower Eastern.
- When you open a can of whoop-ass, Terry W. jumps out.
- Killing Terry Wendelken doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
- The quickest way to a man's heart is through Terry Wendelkens fist.
- If Terry says "I just want to talk to him/her" and that him/her is you... well amigo, you're done.
- If Terry was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Torry, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Torry twice.
- Upon hearing that he was played by Chuck Norris on TV, Terry killed Chuck Norris. Terry gets played by no man.
- Terry Wendelken can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.
- Simon Says should be renamed to Terry Wendelken Says because if Terry wendelken says something then you better f@*king do it.
- Terry Wendelken has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars.
- If you wake up in the morning, it's because Terry W spared your life.
- Every time you masturbate Terry Wendelkien kills someone. Not because you masturbated, but because that is how often he kills people.
- Terry once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
- Terry was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Terry Wendelken
- 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Terry Wendelken. Sounds like a fair fight.
- Terry killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.
- Terry doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was aiming for another arsehole twelve miles away.
- Terry Wendelkens favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
- Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Terry W. does not feel like carrying you.
- Terry Wendelken is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men as well as Upper and Lower Eastern.
- When you open a can of whoop-ass, Terry W. jumps out.
- Killing Terry Wendelken doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
- The quickest way to a man's heart is through Terry Wendelkens fist.
- If Terry says "I just want to talk to him/her" and that him/her is you... well amigo, you're done.